About the swag:

Whaddup?  I’m Ivy Mai.  I’m 17 years alive.  I’m Vietnamese, Cherokee Native, and French; a total mutt.  I’m a Junior in high school and attend the high school with the number 1 college draft pick in the nation from 2011.  I take full IB classes along with advanced choir, my life sucks.  I party.  My hair has been black, blonde, brown, blue, purple, pink, green, & red.  I cuss, smoke, and drink—deal with it.  I generally type with correct grammar, unless I’m joking.  The Oxford Comma is your friend, I promise.  My favorite colors are light grey, light pink, cyan blue, and CAMO.  Born and raised in the South, I’ve got an awful accent, not to mention half a lisp—it isn’t cute.  My dream, though, is to live in a loft, by myself or with my s/o, in the middle of a large city.  I want to get married, but don’t think I want kids.  I love English.  I like all music, except Jazz, Christian, Gospel, and Daughtry.  I love Kanye West, fuck your opinion.  I like dresses and high-waisted skirts.  I have a bff, his name is Christopher, but I call him Chrissy.  Name brand junkie, fuck your opinion.  90% of my shoes are either Nike, Sperry, or Steve Madden.  I’m single, I flirt with everything that moves, and I’m shit at relationships.  I love glitter.  No, seriously, I fucking love glitter.  I mostly wear black, white, or grey, and of that it’s generally white v-necks.  My favorite animals are snails!  They’re so adorable.  Hello Kitty is the shit, like, fuck your opinion, I have so much HK stuff it’s ridiculous.  I write, but it’s not amazing by any standards.  I love reading and watching Indie and Horror movies.  I’m sure most of you didn’t read this far, but if you did kudos.  Even I don’t think I’m interesting.  Questions?  Seriously, just ask.